Sange om Arsenal

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Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby,
Have you heard of the north bank, Highbury,
No said Matt, you cockney twat,
But I've heard of the stretford enders.

Arsene Wenger

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Theres only one Arsene Wenger,
One Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets,
And a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a fucking paedophile.

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The Wenger bus is coming,
And all the kids are running,
From London to Manchester,
He is a child molester.

Patrik Vieira

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Vieira, oh uh oh,
Vieira, oh uh oh,
He gave Giggsy the ball,
And Arsenal won fuck all.