Sange om Man City
(Melodi: Knick knack paddywack)
U-N-I-T-E-D, United are the team for me,
With a knick knack paddywack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why don't city fuck off home.
(Melodi: Oh my darling clementine)
Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the scousers on the top,
Put the City in the middle,
And we'll burn the fucking lot.
(Melodi: ukendt)
In 76, oh this is true,
A trophy was won by a team in blue,
It's been a long time, since that date,
So we sing them a song, that they'll fucking hate.
34 years, (fuck all),
34 years, (fuck all),
34 years, (fuck all),
34 years, (fuck all).
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum.
34 years, (fuck off)...
(Melodi: My old man)
My old man, said be a city fan,
I said, Bollocks you're a cunt,
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan for just one minute,
With hatchets and hammers, stanley knives and spanners,
We showed those city barstars how to fight, (how to fight),
Oh I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan... altogether now...
(Melodi: ukendt)
This is how it feels to be city,
This is how it feels to be small,
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all,
Nothing at all.
(Melodi: ukendt)
Blue Moon, you started singing too soon,
You thought you'd beat us 3-1,
Now Howard Kendall has gone.
(Melodi: ukendt)
Istanbul, Istanbul, they're not going,
Istanbul, Istanbul, they lied,
Istanbul, Istanbul, they're not going,
They're not going 'coz they're fucking shite!
(Melodi: ukendt)
We've seen off Arsenal, Chelsea and the scousers too,
Blackburn, Newcastle and Leeds it's true,
So we're ready for Mark Hughes,
And his band of bitter blues,
'Coz the red army is coming after you.
(Melodi: ukendt)
I would rather shag and arab than a yank,
'Coz they got so much money in the bank,
But they'll just be more bitter,
When it all goes up shiter,
I would rather shag and arab than a yank.
(Melodi: He's got the whole world in his hands)
(Da der er over 600 vers til denne san, er her samlet nogle af de bedste og mest sunget.
Linien synges 3 gange efterfulgt af "Coz city are a massiv club")
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge...
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the football league...
Their best ever player, played for Ajax reserves...
They've got 54 players and they're no fucking good...
(Melodi: I wanna go home)
We paid for their home,
We paid for their home,
What a waste of council tax,
We paid for their home.
They don't even go,
They don't even go,
What a waste of council tax,
We paid for their home.
Carlos Tevez
(Melodi: Who's that man)
Whos that twat from Argentina,
Whos that money grabbing whore,
Carlos Tevez is his name, and he hasn't got a brain,
Coz he won't be winning trophies anymore.
Adebayor
(Melodi: ukendt)
Adebayor,
Adebayor,
Your dad washes elephants,
Your mom is a whore.
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